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21 Oct 2009

Now Your Father... He Has Game

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Today was a good day.

One of my favorite 90's movie was Friday. It has more catch lines than I can remember. If I had to equate today to Friday via bullet list, then here it is:

  • I woke up at 7'ish to my alarm, which sounded like gunfire
  • I dropped off Big Worm at school in the minivan; a minivan with a booming stereo and hydraulics
  • T-Dog (who didn't bite the mailman on the ass) and I went to the groomer
  • I hung out in the garage and shot craps with my homies watched the cars drive up my street
  • Mrs. Parker told me that we had a change of plans, that Deebo (A.K.A. Kevin, Amanda, Peyton, Tom & Susan) were coming over
  • I went back into the garage
  • Realized that I had sugar, no Kool-aid
  • The next few hours were a bit blurry
  • I drove to the store to fill up the propane tank to cook all them chitlins... All the pig's feet... All the collard greens... All the hog maws. I wanna eat them chitlins... I like pigs feet
  • Watch my car *beep* *beep* *stall* *sputter* *sputter* *bang*
  • I pounded a few 40's with my peep's
  • I kept Big Perm, I mean Big Worm, and Smokey from stealing our neighbors bike
  • Next thing I remember, I woke up in Deebo's pigeon coop, sweating like a slave

stashI hope you all had as much fun reading this as I have had writing it. Just to answer your questions, I don't smoke dope, I don't gamble, I never end a sentence with a double negative because I don't never go there.

If you have not had a chance to check the movie out, you should because most of this post will not make sense unless you have seen it. Also, if you haven't figured out that I have a sense of humor (albeit a sophomoric one), then you might want to grow a beard.

1989 beards mustaches and all, I love my family, old and new. Today really was a good day.

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