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30 Sep 2010

10 Songs Guaranteed To Get You Laid

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I'm a lover of all music, but especially of that genre dubbed "Knocking Boots" which is said to be a combination of soul, funk, and Boone's Farm. If you're looking for an unwanted pregnancy, look no further than these golden oldens.

Sam Cooke "Bring it on Home to Me"

Arguably the greatest song in the history of music also makes women ovulate quicker than a leaky faucet.

Ray Charles "The Night Time is the Right Time"

James Brown "Try Me"

James Brown's voice is so fertile it's said that his microphone had three abortions and one miscarriage.

Otis Redding "I've Been Loving You Too Long"

This is pure sexual chocolate right here.

Marvin Gaye "Let's Get It On"

This is so obvious it's like saying WNBA players enjoy the locker room showers more than the game itself.

Curtis Mayfield "It's All Right"

Isaac Hayes "Walk On By"

Stevie Wonder "Superstition"

Michael Jackson "Rock With You"

Not only the King of Pop, he is also know to have made a van or two rock.

Sly & The Family Stone "Stand!"

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